About ApologyKick : I enjoy life and the outdoors. Favorite bands include Foo Fighters, Nirvana, RHCP, and Pearl Jam. Just your average American teenager. Meeting new people is great, so feel free to message me on here or on my kik: .Dillon
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by anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML
by farmingman / 04/14/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2016 at 11:44am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by rhymehoardhh / 03/04/2016 at 8:41pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by Coccinelle / 02/05/2016 at 11:36am / France / Work
by VisceralWolf / 01/26/2016 at 1:35am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by hrmpf / 01/19/2016 at 9:37am / Germany (Bremen) / Miscellaneous
Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML
by me / 01/02/2016 at 3:25am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by pampa31 / 12/14/2015 at 12:21pm / Mexico (Baja California) / Transportation
Today, I had my first job interview in months. The guy chuckled mockingly at my master's degree in philosophy and wound up admitting that he had no idea why I'd even been selected to be interviewed. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2015 at 2:16pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/06/2015 at 6:11am / United States / Work
by gmian / 12/06/2015 at 12:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
by anthony / 11/25/2015 at 7:32am / Luxembourg / Miscellaneous
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
by anonymous / 11/24/2015 at 2:38pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Intimacy
by Potato_Lord / 11/11/2015 at 11:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Transportation