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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 July 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2601
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ApologyKick : I enjoy life and the outdoors. Favorite bands include Foo Fighters, Nirvana, RHCP, and Pearl Jam. Just your average American teenager. Meeting new people is great, so feel free to message me.

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Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19938) - you deserved it (1251)

On 11/11/2015 at 11:11pm - misc - by Potato_Lord (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19780) - you deserved it (2277)

On 10/28/2015 at 11:35pm - animals - by Alaska - United States

Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30228) - you deserved it (5340)

On 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by erphy21 - United States (California)

Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML


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On 12/22/2014 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML


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On 12/21/2014 at 5:02pm - misc - by scoold - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML


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On 10/15/2014 at 2:27am - misc - by burritobreasts -

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML


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On 10/05/2014 at 1:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML


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On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was waiting at a stop light in the left turn lane, when a homeless guy on the sidewalk walked up to my car with a, "Bet you can't hit me with a quarter" sign. The lady on my right decided to throw a quarter at him, but it missed and hit my windshield. She yelled, "Oh fuck!" and drove away. FML

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML


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On 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by fatty magoo - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML


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On 06/15/2014 at 2:31am - love - by mydatinglifesucks - United States

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