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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2762
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ApologyKick : I enjoy life and the outdoors. Favorite bands include Foo Fighters, Nirvana, RHCP, and Pearl Jam. Just your average American teenager. Meeting new people is great, so feel free to message me on here or on my kik: .Dillon

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ApologyKick's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work at a small Microsoft partner company, I had to write an email explaining why Internet Explorer is superior to Google Chrome. FML

#21523050
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20682) - you deserved it (2016)

On 02/05/2016 at 11:36am - work - by Coccinelle - France

Today, my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she said that if I hit her cervix just the 'right' way during sex, she'd puke. I was on the bottom. FML

Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country I just moved to. Guess I don't speak the language as well as I thought. FML

#21516917
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20321) - you deserved it (2704)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:37am - misc - by hrmpf (woman) - Germany (Bremen)

Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML

#21510516
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20427) - you deserved it (3462)

On 01/02/2016 at 3:25am - kids - by me - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML

#21503640
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24195) - you deserved it (1589)

On 12/14/2015 at 12:21pm - misc - by pampa31 (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I had my first job interview in months. The guy chuckled mockingly at my master's degree in philosophy and wound up admitting that he had no idea why I'd even been selected to be interviewed. FML

#21502612
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19780) - you deserved it (3432)

On 12/11/2015 at 2:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, some wannabe molester actually used the "Do you know who my dad is?!" line on me as I threw him out of a club. Turns out his dad is my boss's brother. I'm now searching for a new job. FML

#21500663
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25020) - you deserved it (1819)

On 12/06/2015 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

#21500589
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19335) - you deserved it (10232)

On 12/06/2015 at 12:06am - work - by gmian (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

#21496594
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (1743)

On 11/25/2015 at 7:32am - misc - by anthony (man) - Luxembourg

Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML

#21496296
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25798) - you deserved it (2671)

On 11/24/2015 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Zug)

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

#21491506
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21379) - you deserved it (1366)

On 11/11/2015 at 11:11pm - misc - by Potato_Lord (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML

#21485648
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20195) - you deserved it (2338)

On 10/28/2015 at 11:35pm - animals - by Alaska - United States

Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML

#21473001
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31985) - you deserved it (5728)

On 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by erphy21 - United States (California)

Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML

#21322036
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20297) - you deserved it (24550)

On 12/22/2014 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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