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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5720
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

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Today , while having sex with my boyfriend , he came. This was a good thing , except when he did he startd bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I askd him about it , all he said was , "I thought you'd like it." FML

#20089963
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22124) - you deserved it (3553)

On 09/26/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by wickedbeauty333 (woman) - United States (Texas)

feeling angry at the world, I threw a bottle, that had been clerely marked to be recycled, into a garbage can as an act of defiance. Minutes later, I guiltily retreated an spent the next few minutes with entire arm stuck up the stinking ass of a city garbage can. FML

#20069676
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5986) - you deserved it (32758)

On 09/12/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, MA BROTER STARTED A NEW TRADITION: SENDING ME PICTURES OF EVERY POOP E TAKES. FML

#20061527
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20656) - you deserved it (2000)

On 09/07/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by poopexperttt - United States

TODAY, A GIRL TOLD ME SE STOPPED EATING CERRIES EVER SINCE ER FATER COKED ON ONEEN SE WAS A KID. SE LATER MENTIONED TAT SE DOESN'T LIKE TO DRIVE. I SARCASTICALLY ASKED, "DID YUR DAD COKE ON A CAR TOO?" NOPE, ER TWO BROTERS DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. FML

#20056763
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (51440)

On 09/04/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by Cherrish it - United States (California)

TODAY, MY DOG, WHO HAS BEEN SPECIALLY TRAINED TO GO FIR HELP WHEN I'M HAVING A SEIZURE, WENT TO ALERT MY PARENTS DOWNSTARS THAT I WAS HAVING AN EMERGENCY. THE ( EMERGENCY ) WAS ME MASTURBATING. FML

#20052579
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (10626)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here , or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

Today... I woke up to an angry text from mah roommate asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about.

#20038307
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23066) - you deserved it (1501)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Taday after having recently moved into shared accommodations , mah prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in mah mouth. It's been three times in the past week.

#20036157
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19149) - you deserved it (1839)

On 08/22/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by idontbleedfromthere (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a customer punched me in the face fir repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. real FML

#19982373
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34542) - you deserved it (1869)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35644) - you deserved it (3121)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today I ad a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool I yelld at my grlfriend to get me a beer. Se cuckd four bottles at my ead. All my friends ceerd er on. FML

#19957248
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6750) - you deserved it (73943)

On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I was having sax with tha guy I'va baan in lova with 4 yaars. I moand... looool "say mah nama." Ha didn't know it. FML

#19873262
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33418) - you deserved it (10069)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -

Today , as a romantic gesture , mah boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26008) - you deserved it (4305)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I found out tat my new girlfriend breastfeeds er dolls. FML

#19730259
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31136) - you deserved it (3062)

On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)



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