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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7049
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

Anumayis's page activity

Visits<b>matijas223</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 8:20pm<b>taccoburrito596</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 12:20am<b>Galacticain</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:50pm<b>TheLittleOnion</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:54pm<b>Saltypumpking</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 2:01pm<b>Miranda_F</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 12:52am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 8:46pm<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:47pm<b>kc_chocochip</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:35pm<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:16pm<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 11:02am<b>gshocker20</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:52pm<b>ijulez</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 12:57pm<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 4:54am<b>Canes2292</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 12:15am<b>KV1004</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:24pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 4:10pm<b>LightningVoltix</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 9:17am

Fucked!<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 2:46am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:15pm<b>LightningVoltix</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:17pm<b>scotland1995</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:23am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:18am<b>MUDD1979</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:26am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:05am<b>badkid91</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:58pm<b>imerichello</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 2:39pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 9:41am<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:35pm<b>TallyFtw69</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 3:08pm<b>Sublimeguy82</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 2:37pm<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:40am<b>pantsman66</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:52am<b>712sash</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:44am<b>Roskosity</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:18am<b>Headcrab</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:47am

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Anumayis's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

#20696470
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47153) - you deserved it (6980)

On 05/30/2013 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

#20606960
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50751) - you deserved it (7195)

On 04/20/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by MaggotMother (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm, he pulled away and said that my vagina is like a mask and that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to my vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML

#20586362
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62735) - you deserved it (11245)

On 04/12/2013 at 11:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

#20568440
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34656) - you deserved it (6335)

On 03/31/2013 at 1:55pm - love - by immaturity all around (woman) - United States

Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML

#20563428
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32480) - you deserved it (4508)

On 03/28/2013 at 4:19am - animals - by hellostupid (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML

#20556322
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51812) - you deserved it (6269)

On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML

#20551525
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46326) - you deserved it (2763)

On 03/19/2013 at 10:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

#20541635
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42111) - you deserved it (15756)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

#20539287
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49777) - you deserved it (24555)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML

#20539190
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9141) - you deserved it (46592)

On 03/11/2013 at 3:43am - misc - by PeeLeg (woman) -

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

#20537010
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (62149)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

#20536627
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37457) - you deserved it (2877)

On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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