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About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML
TODAY, I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO HAVE MAH ANNUAL CHECK-UP. AFTER THE DOCTOR MADE ME WADDLE ACROSS THE ROOM TOWARDS HIM, HOP ON ONE FOOT FOR THRTY SECONDS, AND THEN LAY ON MAH STOMACH AND DO THE WORM, HE FINALLY SAID, "OK, THAT WASN'T REALLY PART OF THE CHECK-UP. YOU'RE LARGE ON THE HIPS. LAY OFF THE CHEETOS." FML
Today... I was accusd of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tuckd into mah arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML
Today..!! I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on ma lonely nigts!! Once at te adult store..!! I also grabbed a brtday card to make it seem te dildo wasn't fir me!! At te register..!! te casier looked at me and said..!! "For God's sake..!! save yourself some money!! I already know it's fir you." FML
Today , mah boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet mah parents but I made him do it anyway!! One of the first things out of his mouth was , "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock , he added , "You know , when you made yur daughter! She's awesome!"
Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML
I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting fir her result . Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
Today... my boyfriend ( finally figurd out ) that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child... and publicly broke up with me. When I remindd him that I was already pregnanthen we frst met... he ( extra ) broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Friday 27 March 2015