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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5716
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

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Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76272) - you deserved it (3863)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53095) - you deserved it (9162)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

#20763013
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59031) - you deserved it (10881)

On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO HAVE MAH ANNUAL CHECK-UP. AFTER THE DOCTOR MADE ME WADDLE ACROSS THE ROOM TOWARDS HIM, HOP ON ONE FOOT FOR THRTY SECONDS, AND THEN LAY ON MAH STOMACH AND DO THE WORM, HE FINALLY SAID, "OK, THAT WASN'T REALLY PART OF THE CHECK-UP. YOU'RE LARGE ON THE HIPS. LAY OFF THE CHEETOS." FML

#20760331
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44411) - you deserved it (11695)

On 07/02/2013 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today... I was accusd of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tuckd into mah arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

#20751061
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45489) - you deserved it (8201)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm - animals - by Gribby - United States (Missouri)

Today..!! I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on ma lonely nigts!! Once at te adult store..!! I also grabbed a brtday card to make it seem te dildo wasn't fir me!! At te register..!! te casier looked at me and said..!! "For God's sake..!! save yourself some money!! I already know it's fir you." FML

#20742274
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58830) - you deserved it (22941)

On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today after years looool of faking pleasure with my boyfriend I visited the gynaecologist!! As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan!! FML

#20720590
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34940) - you deserved it (71753)

On 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by instinct (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , mah boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet mah parents but I made him do it anyway!! One of the first things out of his mouth was , "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock , he added , "You know , when you made yur daughter! She's awesome!"

Today, my friend got dumpd . I wantd to say, "You must be devastatd", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

#20717146
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44126) - you deserved it (12807)

On 06/10/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States

I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68898) - you deserved it (12982)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

#20711208
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57207) - you deserved it (66117)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting fir her result . Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69610) - you deserved it (4255)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... my boyfriend ( finally figurd out ) that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child... and publicly broke up with me. When I remindd him that I was already pregnanthen we frst met... he ( extra ) broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

#20696470
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47075) - you deserved it (6971)

On 05/30/2013 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Yesterday, I walked in on my looool brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, I lerend what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. mega FML

#20606960
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50654) - you deserved it (7191)

On 04/20/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by MaggotMother (woman) - United States



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