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Anumayis

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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9618
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

Anumayis's page activity

Visits<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 8:37am<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 11:30pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 11:29pm<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:25pm<b>xSlyx</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 2:41am<b>Joshawott14</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 8:00am<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:15pm<b>Qele</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 10:44am<b>Mons</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 4:52am<b>Jeremybking</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 1:17pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 8:34pm<b>hoosiergirl94</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:17am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 1:07am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:46pm<b>Greatsoulme</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 5:49am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 9:44pm<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:52pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:35pm

Fucked!<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 7:46pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 3:44am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:11am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 9:35pm<b>dawanjony</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 10:46am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 2:31am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:44pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:06pm<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:48pm<b>allfingmadhere</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 10:23pm<b>iReadFML12</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 6:12am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 3:09am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 2:46am<b>LightningVoltix</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:17pm<b>scotland1995</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:23am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:18am<b>MUDD1979</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:26am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:05am

Anumayis's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Anumayis's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML

by sammieshortcake / 09/14/2013 at 11:30am / United States / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

by CityBoysNow / 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

by fartz / 08/31/2013 at 2:04am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

by fartz / 08/31/2013 at 2:04am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML

by itsellie27 / 08/30/2013 at 10:44am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

by Anonymous / 08/28/2013 at 5:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

by none / 08/22/2013 at 12:27am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

by me / 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love

Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

by xxSecretAngelxx / 08/19/2013 at 2:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

by why / 08/17/2013 at 10:18am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I copied some files to my phone while borrowing my grandfather's laptop. As I selectively deleted the files from the recycle bin, I noticed some pictures, and ended up seeing way more than I wanted to of his erect penis. FML

by whyyjustwhy / 08/09/2013 at 1:23pm / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Intimacy

Today, in the middle of examining me, my gynecologist suddenly took a sharp intake of breath and vomited on the floor. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 7:10am / Latvia (Jelgavas) / Health

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML

by Anonymous / 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm / Egypt / Intimacy

Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML

by FuckYouMotherNature / 08/07/2013 at 2:51am / United States (California) / Health