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Anumayis

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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6561
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

Anumayis's page activity

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Fucked!<b>LightningVoltix</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:17pm<b>scotland1995</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:23am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:18am<b>MUDD1979</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:26am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:05am<b>badkid91</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:58pm<b>imerichello</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 2:39pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 9:41am<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:35pm<b>TallyFtw69</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 3:08pm<b>Sublimeguy82</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 2:37pm<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:40am<b>pantsman66</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:52am<b>712sash</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:44am<b>Roskosity</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:18am<b>Headcrab</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:47am<b>HunterMark</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 11:41pm<b>mill2775</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 10:33pm

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Anumayis's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

#21411971
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28699) - you deserved it (2820)

On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

#21399752
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29807) - you deserved it (8836)

On 04/26/2015 at 12:05am - intimacy - by montanadinosaur (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32028) - you deserved it (4913)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML

#21175255
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45042) - you deserved it (5723)

On 06/15/2014 at 7:10am - love - by ToddlersWife - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

#21133762
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39071) - you deserved it (20910)

On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

#21117346
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41131) - you deserved it (5054)

On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML

#21115891
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47469) - you deserved it (18245)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

#21115855
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58636) - you deserved it (8299)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

#21035436
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61387) - you deserved it (8713)

On 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm - health - by AnonWife - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

#21014860
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51123) - you deserved it (4190)

On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

#20989324
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52984) - you deserved it (8367)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

#20989013
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51653) - you deserved it (4977)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

#20967834
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59801) - you deserved it (4324)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)



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