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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AntiChrist7 : I am mainly a cynical misanthrope, therefore there is a 99% chance I will put a YDI under your FML's, although always with a good reason. So don't take it personal. Or do, it's not that I care.


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Today , mah boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married an he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him 4 the past month. mega FML

#7605388
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I agree, your life sucks (30091) - you deserved it (3829)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realizd that I have completely fallen 4 this incredible guy, and that I am really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informd me that he will be doing jail time following his court date Tuesday. FML

#7218409
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (5149)

On 01/08/2010 at 3:06pm - love - by brokenrelicslost (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend of 2 yeres because I was tired of his childishness an anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up mah phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

#7191706
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25886) - you deserved it (5074)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:01am - love - by DeadBroke (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I went to te bank to deposit te cas I made waiting tables. Wile te teller was counting I apologizd fir aving so many small bills and se said ( It's OK oney I elpd anoter one of yur kind just te oter day. You're lucky we take yur dirty money. ) Se tougt I was a stripper. fat FML

#4975904
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I agree, your life sucks (52673) - you deserved it (3999)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:48pm - money - by adriana (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I went into mah Moms room to look fir a t-shrt. I went into her drawer an behind all of her cloths was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shrt, I also found out mah Mom is cheating on mah Dad with someone from work an now I have to pretend lyk I don't know. I work there too. FML

#4594193
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50349) - you deserved it (5072)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. fat FML

#4142743
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12200) - you deserved it (71007)

On 07/29/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I trid to break up with mah boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
329 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, during shift at a restaurant, boss's daughter cummed in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, boss took me aside and said, ( My daughter's got eyes u know, not just a pair of tits ). FML

#3533033
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11813) - you deserved it (47992)

On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)



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