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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 36578
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

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Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML


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On 11/09/2015 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by bianca131 (woman) - Australia

Today, at a bar, I overheard two attractive men speaking in French. I went over and tried to introduce myself with what little French I know. They looked at me like I was crazy and then said in English, "What are you doing?" Turns out they weren't speaking French. FML

Today, I finally got a good seat on a plane. I don't know what the man next to me had eaten, but I was trapped for two hours next to him as he let out silent, deadly egg farts the entire trip. There was nowhere to escape. FML


Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21838) - you deserved it (2761)

On 11/08/2015 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

Today, I went to McDonald's. I was unaware of the Monopoly contest that they were holding. I was also unaware that you have to get 3 stickers of the same colour to claim your prize, and that it's not that easy to win a Jeep Cherokee. Taking down my Facebook post was awkward. FML


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On 11/08/2015 at 11:45am - money - by youknowyoureoptimisticwhen - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got married. The minister pronounced us husband and wife using our first names. Except he used my husband's ex-wife's name. I happened to glance at my mother-in-law who was almost in tears from laughing so hard. FML

Today, while walking to work with my best friend, he broke down in tears. I asked what was wrong, and he told me his mom passed away last night. All I could think to do was give him a hug and say I was sorry. Then some assclown walking past said "GAAAYYY!" and walked away laughing hysterically. FML


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On 11/07/2015 at 8:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22170) - you deserved it (1563)

On 11/07/2015 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML


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On 11/06/2015 at 12:29pm - money - by smoothies14 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend called. He said he would sing me a song, like I'd wanted for a long time. I was excited, but surprised at his song choice. He sang 'Locked Away' by R. City ft. Adam Levine. Turns out, he was calling me from jail. He thought this was romantic, and expected me to bail him out. FML

Today, I had to explain to my 35-year-old husband that "Honda" and "Hyundai" are two separate car companies, not to two different pronunciations of the same one. FML


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On 11/05/2015 at 11:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML


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On 11/05/2015 at 4:34pm - money - by crushedsoul (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML


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On 11/05/2015 at 4:15pm - love - by not my bf anymore - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML


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On 11/05/2015 at 3:52pm - health - by EnderHorse - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a man trying to get a screaming little girl into a van. I called 911 and ran over yelling at him. His wife then got out of the van and explained the girl was their daughter and they were just trying to make her go to school. FML

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