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AnthonyWheeler15
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 38243
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

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AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML

#21466572
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9751) - you deserved it (22819)

On 09/09/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I drove across two states to see my brother, who's had a history of heart problems. My mother had sent me a long e-mail saying he was on his death bed and wanted to talk to me to "get his affairs in order." When I arrived worriedly, he was fine. My mother guilt-tripped me to come visit. FML

#21466521
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24120) - you deserved it (3457)

On 09/09/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally finished restoring a car after working on it for 6 months, so I took it out for a drive. On the way back, I stopped at a red light, but the drunk driver behind me didn't. FML

Today, I went to reach for a long piece of lint next to my dryer. It was a snake. FML

#21466401
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25144) - you deserved it (2164)

On 09/09/2015 at 3:34am - animals - by StillLoveMyDogs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML

#21466376
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22168) - you deserved it (4845)

On 09/09/2015 at 1:09am - health - by davetherave1983 (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was let go from my dream job for requesting Photoshop as well as Illustrator. I was hired to create marketing materials. Guess I should have just used Paint. FML

#21466351
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23178) - you deserved it (1522)

On 09/08/2015 at 11:34pm - work - by :'( - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML

#21466320
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23142) - you deserved it (4076)

On 09/08/2015 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by Doesn't Matter Had Sex - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

#21466295
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26452) - you deserved it (2819)

On 09/08/2015 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Mrs. Ned - United States (Nevada)

Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML

#21466251
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26472) - you deserved it (7156)

On 09/08/2015 at 8:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

#21466231
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20556) - you deserved it (2497)

On 09/08/2015 at 7:03pm - misc - by supersplatoon - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

#21466220
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21330) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/08/2015 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML

#21466148
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23567) - you deserved it (1959)

On 09/08/2015 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymoose (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my in-laws decided they were going to stay an extra week during our vacation to Dominican Republic next year. This would be fine, if we weren't travelling for our destination wedding, and the extra week wasn't our honeymoon. They are literally joining us on our honeymoon. FML

#21465829
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27660) - you deserved it (2311)

On 09/07/2015 at 8:39pm - love - by SadBride (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML

#21465757
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24713) - you deserved it (1693)

On 09/07/2015 at 5:20pm - money - by sadsadboy - Peru



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