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AnthonyWheeler15
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 38382
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About AnthonyWheeler15 : Typical college student who waits on tables and loves comics, food, and sarcasm.
English and Psychology major.

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Visits<b>Shershuf</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:13pm<b>MM100</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:32pm<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:26pm<b>Sunflora219</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 8:31pm<b>hasaben</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:28pm<b>jeansnpearls</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:54pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 8:54pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:57pm<b>EPKSPARTAN</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 10:49am<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 2:42pm<b>Destinyyxoo</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 11:12pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 9:11pm<b>Lacalema</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:59am<b>Teyros</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 12:42am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 8:13pm<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 5:29pm<b>Balphleair</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 1:57pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:08pm

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AnthonyWheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

#21524955
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7709) - you deserved it (41072)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that people are notified when you list them on Twitter. I've been listing people as "Interesting" and "Stupid". FML

#21524626
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8270) - you deserved it (17550)

On 02/09/2016 at 11:08pm - misc - by Shiet - Singapore

Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML

#21524584
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16896) - you deserved it (3707)

On 02/09/2016 at 9:29pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML

#21524514
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18226) - you deserved it (1373)

On 02/09/2016 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML

#21524475
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16714) - you deserved it (1377)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:53pm - work - by Hello condoms and lube (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

#21524473
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19028) - you deserved it (2189)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by hannieannie - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

#21524349
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19279) - you deserved it (3960)

On 02/09/2016 at 8:08am - love - by abnormallyadam - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally found out why my graphics card in my PC had been overheating recently. My brother disconnected the card's fan because it was too loud when he was gaming. I guess I can always spend another $750. FML

#21524086
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20195) - you deserved it (1606)

On 02/08/2016 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML

#21523696
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20235) - you deserved it (1649)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm - misc - by Asian - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

#21523681
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21426) - you deserved it (1621)

On 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by OhDearGodGrandad (man) - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

#21523525
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11825) - you deserved it (24024)

On 02/06/2016 at 10:36pm - work - by FailingMyCourse - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

#21523215
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19613) - you deserved it (1919)

On 02/05/2016 at 10:11pm - misc - by cuntingbitchofawhore - United States (Indiana)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

#21523204
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20105) - you deserved it (1392)

On 02/05/2016 at 9:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

#21523193
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20002) - you deserved it (1946)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my cat shoved his claw up my nose and got it stuck there. FML

#21523143
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19118) - you deserved it (1736)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:51pm - animals - by ReiracsNeve - United States (Florida)



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