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Anonycunt
  • Town/Country : How about no., USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Anonycunt : I H8 U All

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Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84521) - you deserved it (6260)

On 03/22/2009 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by tinytitty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14373) - you deserved it (1919)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Lady of Sorrows - United States (Indiana)



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