About AnimeRules1125 : A guy that likes purple, and My Little Pony, and anime, and plays the flute. Call me gay if you want. I also can be really dumb sometimes.
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by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by whydoidothis / 10/03/2014 at 7:29am / United Kingdom / Work
by freakedout / 08/08/2014 at 10:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
by alisaav / 08/08/2014 at 3:40am / Thailand / Love
by Anonymous / 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
by AylaMarie92 / 07/21/2014 at 5:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
by fuck you, kid / 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML
by Anonymous / 07/14/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
by KaiyaOtaku1 / 07/14/2014 at 7:48pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by AFH2O / 07/14/2014 at 7:04pm / United States (California) / Work
by professorsdaughter / 06/19/2014 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I took a look at my 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff. Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and my husband, as well the boys at her school, who she called gay because none of them ever hit on her. It seems I've failed as a parent. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 5:38pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
by properpissed / 06/03/2014 at 11:36am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I clogged my girlfriend's toilet, so being a gentleman, I tried to rectify the situation. I plunged the holy fuck out of that damned toilet, only for her to accuse me of jacking off because I was taking so long. When she stormed in and the smell hit her, she called me a pig. I just can't win. FML
by shart up, your puns suck / 06/01/2014 at 2:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend accidentally locked me out for 3 hours, in 90 degree heat, beside a trash fire,… Today, I was told by my "friend" that I'm 'not a very nice person', all because our opinions differ… Today, I tried to do the trust fall challenge and ended up falling on my ass in front of a tennis…