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by Kotoko / 04/06/2013 at 12:59am / United States (Texas) / Health
by madiison09 / 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my job, waiting tables. A fellow server and myself were given a party of 14 Bible thumpers. They left us $9.00 and a mini Bible after awesome service, telling us we did a great job. Unfortunately, Religion doesn't pay my car payment. FML
by PrayingForMoney / 03/25/2013 at 4:48am / United States (California) / Money
by Jason199615 / 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by thatscreamerguy / 04/03/2012 at 7:11am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Geek
by biggirlsdocry / 03/06/2012 at 8:56am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2011 at 12:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML
by Rich / 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by vishuzzbabe77 / 08/22/2011 at 2:04am / United States / Animals
by Jonathan / 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm / Denmark (Midtjyllen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm / Reserved / Love
Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by mindlost / 01/06/2010 at 9:58pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation…