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Why am I up so early?
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Aniki_Sohma's favorite FMLs
Today, my friend drove up a parking lot and I unbuckled my seatbelt as soon as we were parked. He then suddenly saw a better spot right in front and moved his car. When I got out, a police officer approached me, saying I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. I was fined for that. FML
by TinyBouvier / 10/27/2014 at 4:04am / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Transportation
Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
by Face fucking palm / 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by now have a cat / 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by Kendra_Nine / 01/16/2013 at 1:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by kk / 01/09/2013 at 11:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
by hakuna matata / 10/31/2012 at 6:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Mrs. Teacher / 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML
by SHIIIIITTTT / 08/10/2012 at 7:16pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Badchristian / 04/05/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Brittany / 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Rachel / 03/01/2012 at 4:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Jessch15 / 01/13/2012 at 7:45am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
by santashelper / 12/05/2011 at 6:32pm / United States / Kids
by Henry / 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Intimacy
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous