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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Angio113 : Hey!(: my name is Angelica, 18, college freshman.(; Anything else you need to know? Ask.

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Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML


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