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by SantaClaus / 11/02/2013 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was a hickey from my boyfriend. FML
by hickhick / 10/17/2010 at 12:37am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
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