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  • Town/Country : Canandaigua, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 799
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Angel14494 : --book nerd who reads whenever there's a spare second.
--used to be an aspiring writer but can never seem to finish a story
--socially awkward.
--slight whovian and supernatural fan
--flute player
--message me if you want.
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Angel14494's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend told me that when I read, I make all the expressions the characters in the book are making. Apparently, I have been doing this since I was a kid, and no one ever told me. FML

#21516742
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17969) - you deserved it (1915)

On 01/18/2016 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

#21510035
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21253) - you deserved it (4065)

On 01/01/2016 at 2:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML

#21504813
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21237) - you deserved it (1522)

On 12/17/2015 at 1:45pm - misc - by anon (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

#21479432
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31635) - you deserved it (5615)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

#21463927
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24141) - you deserved it (2042)

On 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm - animals - by pansypup - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my mom saw a picture of the moon and asked me what "those big spots" were. She actually thought the craters were continents and tried correcting me when I told her what they were. Then I almost got into trouble for being disrespectful. FML

#21462353
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21123) - you deserved it (1373)

On 08/29/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by bornfromhillbillies (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

#21448078
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26227) - you deserved it (2735)

On 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm - love - by Afroman720 (man) - United States

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

#21439547
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26736) - you deserved it (3081)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

#21422165
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31963) - you deserved it (4067)

On 06/07/2015 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

#21420087
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40630) - you deserved it (3332)

On 06/03/2015 at 3:22am - intimacy - by W T F (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

#21402824
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31417) - you deserved it (6105)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40304) - you deserved it (3465)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33397) - you deserved it (7893)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

#21368771
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26019) - you deserved it (2409)

On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)



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