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Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was getting picked up by ma dad after I ad been swimming. I saw is car, so I walked over to it, got in an started talking about ow I'd seen ma broter. It wasn't until after I ad put ma seat belt on tat I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. fat FML

#13097397
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17525) - you deserved it (25105)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I was on the phone with mah boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call yur other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to fine out lyk this." FML

#13068914
102 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY , I FOUND OUT THAT THE MAN WHO CUMMED INTO WORK YESTERDAY , THE MAN WHO TRIED TO GROPE ME FROM OVER THE COUNTER , THE ONE WHO SPAT HIS DRINK IN MY FACE , THE ONE WHO KICKED ME IN THE SHINS WHEN HE DIDN'T LYK THE WAY HIS FOOD TASTED , IS A REGULAR AND I CAN EXPECT HIM THREE TIMES A WEEK!! FML

#13019582
99 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 12:52pm - work - by yeahno (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I cummed ome to my wife crying!! Se ad mixed up our newborn twin grls and couldn't tell wic was wic!! I looked at te grls!! Nieter could I!! FML

#12953032
254 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today , the elevator broke in mah dorm and won't be fixed 4 several days . I live on the 26th floor . fat FML

#12870338
162 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by flimflam (woman) - United States (Texas)

2DAY I WAS FORCED TO SPEND AN EXTRA $318 FOR ANOTHER PLANE TICKET TO DALLAS . THE TICKET WASN'T FOR MAH DAUGHTER, MAH MOM, OR MAH SISTER, BUT FOR THE QUARTER OF MAH BUTT THAT APPARENTLY NEEDS ITS OWN SEAT . FML

#12841369
350 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today mah boyfriend of three yeres proposd to me . He brought me to our favorite restaurant and orderd expensive champagne . It was all very romantic until he got on one knee and I fartd out of surprise . Loudly .

#12837026
123 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was in the car going to a concert with family. I was listening to iPod,hen theheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So 4 the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

#12782380
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23917) - you deserved it (5527)

On 08/28/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by dontworrybehappy (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, looool I had to confront mah boyfriand aftar finding a girl's phona numbar naxt to mah bad. Ha said I was ovar raacting. Whan I told him it was ovar, ha askad 4 tha numbar back so ha could call har. FML

#12748715
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29149) - you deserved it (8263)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:11am - love - by tj - United States

Today.. . I found out tat my broter is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine . Tis comes almost two looool monts after my broter divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine . FML

Today..!! Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me!! He Also Decided The Best Way To End Our Relationship Was To Kill Me An Our Virtual Child On The Sims 3 By Setting Us On Fire!! FML

#12617958
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36681) - you deserved it (6290)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML

#12284629
368 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm cuz we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interruptd by looool another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

#12251275
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28011) - you deserved it (2658)

On 08/01/2010 at 8:20pm - health - by Doodle (woman) - United States (Florida)

I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid looool of needles. Thehole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16912) - you deserved it (25132)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)



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