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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 403
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ang19 : My favourite song is Out For a Rip.
I enjoy poetry, scrabble, winter, trees, tea on a chilly afternoon, bonfires and long walks into the sunset in my spare time.
Just kidding friends. I don't believe I'm that boring.
I am not funny at all. So don't even message me bud.
I also like cats.
Snowboarding is also a hobby that I enjoy.
I don't believe in drinking, unless it's the weekend or I'm with friends.

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Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML


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On 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by caught out - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML


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On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML


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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML


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On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML


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On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

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