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Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12454) - you deserved it (44676)

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Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44182) - you deserved it (10129)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (3371)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by reallyupset (woman) - United States (New York)

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