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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 June 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 392
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Andrew6499 : Monster, ramen noodles, frozen dinners, and clif bar enthusiast. 16 but not to others. Favorite color is green but not like barf. Have a dog named Josie who's older than time itself.

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Andrew6499's favorite FMLs

Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML

#21040870
168 comments

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

#20898181
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77358) - you deserved it (4430)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML

#20618965
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52319) - you deserved it (29318)

On 04/24/2013 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

#20618481
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60510) - you deserved it (13790)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML

#20182157
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28713) - you deserved it (2709)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by boo8713 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39530) - you deserved it (9123)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

#14482213
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30327) - you deserved it (9921)

On 01/06/2011 at 2:35am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML

#13165960
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36557) - you deserved it (15859)

On 09/23/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by non believer - United States (Washington)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30871) - you deserved it (8040)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

#7366734
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5524) - you deserved it (37984)

On 01/15/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by mah (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

#6433881
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43210) - you deserved it (3348)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

#5868589
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46277) - you deserved it (4870)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258287) - you deserved it (88110)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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