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Andrew007

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 125
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52308) - you deserved it (16649)

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