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Andrew007
  • Town/Country : White Plains, 'Murica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 33
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46363) - you deserved it (13852)

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