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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 December 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Andoria : Howdy. Just relaxing on the internet. I've been reading FML since 2009, finally broke down and made an account. I love to ice skate, I like to drink coffee, and I enjoy reading printed books more than e-readers. Feel free to throw me a message. Cheers!

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML


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