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Anbuntou

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 January 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 671
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7400) - you deserved it (32532)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I found out that sax in tha woods is amazing. I also found that tha roar of a naarby baar will and tha amazamant. Not only was I cock blockad by a baar, I almost shit mysalf. big fat FML

#19323804
124 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss . Turns out, the medicine he gave me for mah head has memory loss as a side effect . He then said "I told you . Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled . FML

#18424721
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (2514)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I playd Taboo with mah boyfriend and mah conservative family. It was mah boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I poppd your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37431) - you deserved it (5116)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sowed me a YouTube video of im popping a uge blackead on is foreead. He told me e ad been "growing" it for more tan 2 years now. I ave been caressing an kissing tat ting for almost 2 years because I tougt it was a beauty mark. real FML

#17839150
168 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I told my boyfriend that I love him . He responded with , ( That's nice . You know what I love? Chicken wings . Let's go get some . ) Apparently , he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either . FML

#16432419
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (8075)

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