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AnalAssault123

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 April 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 444
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AnalAssault123 : Chill guy who loves going to the beach

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Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

by Anonymous / 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm / United States (Texas) / Geek

Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML

by Anonyme / 05/16/2014 at 3:55am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals