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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML


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