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Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me an was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. Hishole gang had gotten mugged,hich he somehow blamed me for. FML

#21102946
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I agree, your life sucks (49156) - you deserved it (6069)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm - kids - by I Have Failed (man) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, My Husband And I Had Some Bath Time To Ourselves. After Having Sex, He Decidd To Puttd Bath Salts In My Virginia To Spice Things Up 4 The Next Round. It's Been Twenty Minutes Out Of The Bath And It Still Feels Like There R Pop Rocks In My Vagina. FML

#21101391
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46845) - you deserved it (34443)

On 03/31/2014 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MA NEIGBOURS TAT I WASN'T ( WATCING PORN ) EARLIER, AND TAT I WAS ONESTLY JUST WATCING AN EPISODE OF GAME OF TRONES. FML

TODAY I FINALLY GAVE IN TO MY LONG-DISTANCE BOYFRIEND'S REQUESTS AND TEXTED IM DIRTY TINGS. ANY TIME I WOULD SEND IM SOMETING E WOULD REPLY "WAT?" OR "WAT DO U MEAN?" EITER I'M NOT DOING TIS RIGT OR I'M IN A RELATIONSIP WIT TE MOST INNOCENT PERSON EVER. MEGA FML

#21086172
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On 03/14/2014 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY MY MOTHER TOOK ME TO GO AND SEE MY GRANDFATHER,HO I HADN'T SEEN SINCE I WAS 4. THE FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME WAS, "PFWOARR, LOOK AT THOSE TITS." BIG FAT FML

#21085518
124 comments

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On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today... I started mah first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were... ( I have a good feeling about you... kid! ) That would've been great if he hadn't said... ( Although... the last time I had a good feeling... the guy died. ) right afterwards. FML

#21085148
95 comments

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On 03/12/2014 at 8:11pm - work - by Anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

#21084790
86 comments

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On 03/12/2014 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told mah boyfriand that I'm bisaxual. Ha dumpad ma cuz apparantly now thara is ( too much compatition ). FML

#21081103
74 comments

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On 03/08/2014 at 4:23am - love - by biwhat (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

yesterdayhile I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of mah car, unzipped, an started pissing on mah windshield!! FML

#21080535
85 comments

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On 03/07/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Jehovah God (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent mah first night at mah boyfriend's place, and mah first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something lyk "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

today I looool was finally all set to loose mah virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off mah underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

#21077048
194 comments

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On 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm - intimacy - by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I got my frst massage. At the looool end, the masseuse made a gesture indicating which way the exit was. After having had her hands all over my body fir the past hour, I thought the gesture was indicative of a goodbye hug. Things got awkward really fast. FML

#21076286
55 comments

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On 03/02/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AlwaysAwkward - United States (Ohio)

Taday I learned that no matter how much u want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife!! FML

#21073034
184 comments

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On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, ma boyfriend tougt it'd be cute to putted is penis troug a dougnut an try to make me eat it off. mega FML

#21072191
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47229) - you deserved it (9268)

On 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by lovely (woman) - United States (California)



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