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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4522
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had to walk home in the rain because mah mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

#20705347
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56898) - you deserved it (3655)

On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, aftar finally saaing a psychologist about tha daath of my dad an spanding tha longast hour of my lifa confassing avary thought I'va axpariancad in tha 6 yaars sinca his passing, my psychologist askad ma if I was walking homa or if my dad would ba picking ma up . FML

#20705144
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76972) - you deserved it (3657)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me 4 not buying him overpriced candy at the arport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase . The interrogation was not pleasant . FML

#20703790
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60992) - you deserved it (7641)

On 06/03/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by VDM (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

#20698637
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68229) - you deserved it (19326)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, thanks to an looool idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never recieved so many dirty looks in life. FML

#20697858
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38535) - you deserved it (4193)

On 05/31/2013 at 6:25pm - kids - by theybitchaboutgnomesbutnotthis?? (man) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, mah very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that mah boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

#20696605
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55800) - you deserved it (3197)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - love - by wtf mom - United States (California)

TODAY, THE DOORBELL RANG. I SAW INCREDIBLY OVERBEARING MUM'S CAR OUTSIDE, SO I STAYED QUIET AN TRIED TO SNEAK UPSTARS. AS I CRAWLED THROUGH THE HALLWAY, COMMANDO STYLE, I REALISED THE DOOR BLIND WERE STILL OUT FOR CLEANING. IF SCOWL COULD KILL, I'D BE ROASTING IN HELL RIGHT NOW. BIG FAT FML

#20694934
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39340) - you deserved it (9754)

On 05/30/2013 at 8:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday , I Found Shit On Mah Windshield. I'm Not Sure If It Is Human Or Animal , But It Was Conveniently Smereed All Over An Even More Was Placed Under Mah Wipers Just In Case I Used Them To Clean It Up. This Isn't The First Time , An I Have No Ideaho I Could Have Pissed Off. FML

#20694826
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48576) - you deserved it (4107)

On 05/30/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by windshitwipers (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand . We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast . Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he cummed to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops . FML

#20694089
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45575) - you deserved it (9099)

On 05/29/2013 at 9:53pm - misc - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML

#20683515
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57610) - you deserved it (18295)

On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today the extremely uncooperative clienthom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter inhich he threatened to sue me, cuz charging him for mah services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

#20673456
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46694) - you deserved it (3586)

On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried on a new perfume. Wen my boyfriend ugged me, e commented tat I smelled like is mom. I don't know wo was more surprised by te simultaneous bulge in is pants. FML

#20668540
83 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 3:21am - intimacy - by Uncomfortable (woman) -

Taday I took mah grlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until mah grandma arrivd. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on mah "wife's" pregnancy. My grlfriend actually believd it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

#20667410
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52525) - you deserved it (5511)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands

today I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onion 4 his dish he warned us to be ready 4 the ( typical reactions ). Everyone teared up. Meanwhile I popped a boner. So much 4 typical. FML

#20667353
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52054) - you deserved it (8943)

On 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today,hile on an escalator, instead of just telling me underwear label was hanging out of jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself!! You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack!! FML

#20666690
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51625) - you deserved it (4959)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)



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