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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 June 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML


I agree, your life sucks (12397) - you deserved it (130325)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37924) - you deserved it (7986)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63977) - you deserved it (8332)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28014) - you deserved it (4178)

On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

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