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AmyPond17

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AmyPond17

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6368
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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AmyPond17's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12624) - you deserved it (131287)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

#24664
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38289) - you deserved it (8023)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64497) - you deserved it (8379)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

#376
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28534) - you deserved it (4244)

On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version



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