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AmyPond17
  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 983
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

#85022
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I agree, your life sucks (37942) - you deserved it (10176)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8050) - you deserved it (110809)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

#24664
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28804) - you deserved it (6470)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
147 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version



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