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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 December 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 691
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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AmuletOfNight's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals

Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

by badwife / 11/07/2009 at 5:22am / Japan / Miscellaneous