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Amethyst888

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 February 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14178
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Amethyst888 : My Moto:
"Start the day with a smile!
(it irritates people) :)

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Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38183) - you deserved it (7822)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38183) - you deserved it (7822)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38183) - you deserved it (7822)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

#16674026
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42067) - you deserved it (8426)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32642) - you deserved it (12406)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60523) - you deserved it (12634)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

#16311438
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47141) - you deserved it (2925)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

#16311438
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47141) - you deserved it (2925)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40810) - you deserved it (6488)

On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14168) - you deserved it (66549)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38578) - you deserved it (32134)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML

#14471817
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40073) - you deserved it (4932)

On 01/05/2011 at 4:01am - money - by wdavi022 -

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

#14404021
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35936) - you deserved it (5185)

On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML

#13237339
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29971) - you deserved it (2940)

On 09/28/2010 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

#12803986
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33550) - you deserved it (7037)

On 08/29/2010 at 11:37am - intimacy - by bkay26 - United States (Georgia)



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