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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 February 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12158
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Amethyst888 : My Moto:
"Start the day with a smile!
(it irritates people) :)

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Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37176) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Taday I found out the guy that my grlfriend introducd as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid fir him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39301) - you deserved it (3605)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17768) - you deserved it (51574)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

2DAY MY NIEGHBOUR KICKED MY FOOTBALL BACK OVER THE FENCE. THEY'D SLASHED IT AND TAPED A NOTE TO THE REMAIN THAT SAID, "DO IT AGAIN AND IT'LL BE YUR FACE." NOW I'M SCARED TO PLAY FOOTBALL IN MY OWN BACKYARD. MEGA FML

#18350483
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26678) - you deserved it (3561)

On 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, mah husband and I were getting intimatehen a notification 4 a game poppd up on his iPad. He immediately shovd me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (4022)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, I dislocated mah jaw while giving mah boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43637) - you deserved it (19776)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, whila raading ovar my sant application amail to a job I hava baan trying to gat, I found out my brothar had put "Hail Hitlar!" as my signatura. raal FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35617) - you deserved it (4998)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31697) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (24668)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have , he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36561) - you deserved it (5050)

On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would looool distract me from having mah manuscript rejected, as well as leren wat made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get mah works published.

#17696779
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23308) - you deserved it (2904)

On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today , I got an anonymous letter , stating mah condo's community and all mah neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that , but kids gather around mah window to listen. mega FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16714) - you deserved it (34261)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s . They includd slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgustd or impressd . FML

#17279382
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26961) - you deserved it (4230)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah mom trid to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30403) - you deserved it (2321)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, My Family Got Together To Read My Grandpa's Will. He Gave All Of His Grandkids $400 Each. Except Me. It Seems He Thought I'd See The Funny Side In Being Bequeathed A Blow-up Sex Doll. FML

#17027029
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36205) - you deserved it (4642)

On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)



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