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by BoringFucker / 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
by addicted2v / 01/21/2012 at 8:25am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by mrs.nerd / 10/23/2011 at 8:38am / United States / Love
by canucks_chick / 10/23/2011 at 1:45am / Canada / Intimacy
by Unemployed / 10/16/2011 at 3:15am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by nicole / 09/22/2011 at 6:31am / Reserved / Love
Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML
by WishIWasAWriter / 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/03/2011 at 10:33am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
by Nick / 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Jack / 07/08/2011 at 11:10am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about… Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she… Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we…