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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 February 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12160
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Amethyst888 : My Moto:
"Start the day with a smile!
(it irritates people) :)

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Taday I called my grlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16815) - you deserved it (30207)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had mah first free night in months!! I spent it doing homework an watching TV!! I had set mah Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep!! I woke up later to an angry text from mah boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him!! mega FML

#19387058
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22556) - you deserved it (4387)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had mah first free night in months!! I spent it doing homework an watching TV!! I had set mah Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep!! I woke up later to an angry text from mah boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him!! mega FML

#19387058
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22556) - you deserved it (4387)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I VISITED MAH GYNECOLOGIST. AS SHE HAD HER FINGERS INSIDE ME SHE DECIDED THAT WAS THE PERFECT TIME TO SAY, "I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YUR SOCKS!" FML

#19379891
110 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

Today... while playing badminton... I was so distractd by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML

#19375546
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8193) - you deserved it (18446)

On 03/30/2012 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Taday I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a looool very young age or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds taught by yur crush !! FML

#19350578
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26481) - you deserved it (6127)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND DECIDED TO PLEASURE ME WITH A HANDJOB . IT WAS INCREDIBLY PAINFUL BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT MY FORESKIN ISN'T AS FLEXIBLE AS SHE THOUGHT IT TO BE . I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER TO STOP UNTIL SHE ASKED, "IS IT SUPPOSED TO TURN THIS COLOR?" FML

#19336672
162 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriand fall aslaaphila giving ma haad. FML

#19335521
139 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS YELLD AT FIR SMOKING AT A BUS STOP, BECAUSE A WOMAN DIDN'T APPRECIATE ME SMOKING BY HER CHILDREN. SHE DID THIS WHILE WAVING HER OWN LIT CIGARETTE IN MY FACE. FML

#19332280
188 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was accusd of being ig. Wy? Because I looool was playing wit a milk bottle. FML

#19331009
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17364) - you deserved it (4629)

On 03/23/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Not_High (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah fiancé cama homa drunk with soma girl . Than ha told har that I was his sistar . FML

#19287626
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41856) - you deserved it (3392)

On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)

my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice . It sounded familiar . When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs . For £100 an hour . FML

#19271086
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24898) - you deserved it (3610)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Yastarday, I woka up swaating an gasping for air aftar aving a tarribla nigtmara. Ta nigtmara involvd ma dacaasd motar-in-law bitcing ma out for baing a bad influanca on ar daugtar an traataning to cut ma nuts off. Evan in daat, sa won't laava ma ba. maga FML

#19270798
99 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today... I found out that my resume contained the word ( masturbation ) in the skills section... courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. mega FML

#19270252
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (7456)

On 03/13/2012 at 8:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I got my yaarbook. My sistar and I r idantical twins, and wa raalizad only my sistar had a pictura in it. looool Whan wa askad tha haad of yaarbook, thay said thay thought it was tha sama girl trying to gat two picturas, so thay put in tha prattiar ona.

#19269452
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37441) - you deserved it (2045)

On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)



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