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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 February 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12147
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Amethyst888 : My Moto:
"Start the day with a smile!
(it irritates people) :)

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2DAY WHILE I WAS IN THE MIDST OF THE MOST MIND-BLOWING SHOWER SEX EVER, THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF. MY GIRLFRIEND HAD LEFT THE STOVE TOP ON AN THE ENTIRE KITCHEN HAD CAUGHT ON FIRE. SO INSTEAD OF FINISHING, I FRANTICALLY RAN AROUND NAKED TRYING TO DOUSE THE FLAMES. FML

#19484170
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27037) - you deserved it (3859)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , dad came to pick me up. It would have looool been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22036) - you deserved it (1632)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

TODAY MA DAUGTER TOLD ME TATEN SE DIES, SE'D LIKE ER ASES SPREAD ON ER LAPTOP. FML

#19475890
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22210) - you deserved it (3064)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19248) - you deserved it (36902)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, mah boyfriend an I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next looool to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him an me, it showd him an the other girl. And they kissd. FML

#19426684
302 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon... but couldn't rememberhat else went into them... so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home... my wife very slowly and sarcastically explainedhat BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
272 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

#19421919
384 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today... I went to family therapy cuz my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life... she turned to me and said... ( Having a gay son ) then patted my hand... smiled... and said ( No offense... honey. ) FML

#19416879
192 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

Today, the mouse trap I set in mah kitchen workd. I caught a snake. FML

Today, the mouse trap I set in mah kitchen workd. I caught a snake. FML

Today, during sex, ma boyfriend stops an asks if e can eat a sandwic wile we do it. FML

#19414574
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26783) - you deserved it (4301)

On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States

Today, I Was Cleaning The Windows At Work An A Guy Walked In So I Opened The Door For Him . After I Opened The Door, He Stood There With His Eyes Closed An His Arms Open . I Thought He Wanted A Hug So I Hugged Him . Apparently He Wanted Me To Spray Him With Windex . Real FML

#19409952
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20524) - you deserved it (2921)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (1986)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today,hile my boyfriend and I were getting intimate , he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39718) - you deserved it (3041)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)



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