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Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20753) - you deserved it (7636)

On 12/23/2009 at 9:30am - health - by SnowyConcussion (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24135) - you deserved it (6760)

On 12/20/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Suicidal (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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