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Ambrily

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Ambrily

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 511
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Ambrily's favorite FMLs

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24878) - you deserved it (1541)

On 08/23/2015 at 9:45am - love - by pontwa (man) - Australia

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31307) - you deserved it (6438)

On 01/19/2015 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)



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