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Amarie33
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 62
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Amarie33 : Dance is my life. I love it. #missamerica

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42859) - you deserved it (6388)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by you+me-clothes=53>< (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML

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On 05/17/2012 at 10:37am - health - by Username (man) - Australia

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

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On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)



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