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Amandalynn723
  • Town/Country : Norman, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 52
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52751) - you deserved it (26555)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (4463)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

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On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

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On 10/16/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by xXx (man) - United States (California)



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