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Amandaisdreaming's favorite FMLs
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
by yuckspider / 04/19/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
by warp_routine / 03/31/2009 at 10:17am / United States (Vermont) / Health
by GreenScar / 03/11/2009 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
by theassman / 03/11/2009 at 12:42am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Kev / 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by tylerlove361 / 02/11/2009 at 12:30am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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