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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 June 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3447
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About AlyssaDiannaa : Hi I'm Alyssa,I love walruses and taking pictures! I love to laugh,smile and make new friends! I do plenty of sports,competitive swimming,soccer,snowboarding,surfing and longboarding.
I work as a sales associate at Pacsun and Journeyz.
I have a newborn son who is my absolute world! 👶🏻🍼💙
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Fucked!<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 6:38am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 7:15pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:12pm<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:23pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 4:53am<b>Robert3Lee</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 7:46am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 12:25pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 4:53am<b>amitsagar1</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 10:49pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 2:23pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:58am<b>CollinFuchs</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 9:16pm<b>bps315</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:07am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 8:02pm<b>cmarksjr</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:21pm<b>zjay</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:25pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 7:49am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 2:17pm

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AlyssaDiannaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

by Anonymous / 02/15/2015 at 10:25pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

by Anonymous / 02/12/2015 at 11:50am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML

by Anonymous / 02/11/2015 at 10:59pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

by wtf?? / 02/09/2015 at 8:26am / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

by fucked / 02/06/2015 at 3:06am / Singapore / Work

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

by burned / 02/03/2015 at 3:45pm / Kids

Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML

by dogbreederssuck / 02/03/2015 at 10:26am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

by FuckfaceSteve / 02/01/2015 at 9:59am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Love

Today, instead of taking down the Christmas tree, my sister covered it with Valentine's Day decorations. FML

by lolcat97 / 01/28/2015 at 5:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

by Animaldude55 / 01/27/2015 at 6:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

by Orgasmataz / 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy

Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML

by unsuspectingmom / 01/22/2015 at 6:32am / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

by blububble412 / 01/21/2015 at 10:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous