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AlyssaDiannaaAlyssaDiannaa
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3148
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About AlyssaDiannaa : Hi I'm Alyssa,I love walruses and taking pictures! I love to laugh,smile and make new friends! I do plenty of sports,competitive swimming,soccer,snowboarding,surfing and longboarding.
I work as a sales associate at Pacsun and Journeyz.
I have a newborn son who is my absolute world! 👶🏻🍼💙
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Visits<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:17pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 3:12pm<b>idkwyatt</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:03pm<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 1:23pm<b>hassi158</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 8:33pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:23am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 10:53pm<b>Robert3Lee</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 1:45am<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:37am<b>Lucrece</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 3:41pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 6:25am<b>Celeden</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 4:40am<b>nyf137</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 10:51pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 8:04pm<b>stangluv</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 9:22pm<b>AnmolArora</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 5:15pm<b>Megawang</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 3:43pm<b>blurrr8</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 2:58pm

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:12pm<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:23pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 4:53am<b>Robert3Lee</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 7:46am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 12:25pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 4:53am<b>amitsagar1</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 10:49pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 2:23pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:58am<b>CollinFuchs</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 9:16pm<b>bps315</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:07am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 8:02pm<b>cmarksjr</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:21pm<b>zjay</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:25pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 7:49am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 2:17pm<b>BlondeSlasher</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 4:56pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:15pm

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Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

#21356993
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35579) - you deserved it (2404)

On 02/15/2015 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

#21354679
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35490) - you deserved it (2415)

On 02/12/2015 at 11:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML

#21354453
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27043) - you deserved it (5687)

On 02/11/2015 at 10:59pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19937) - you deserved it (37817)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36160) - you deserved it (3458)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21218) - you deserved it (38481)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

#21349104
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30187) - you deserved it (2260)

On 02/03/2015 at 3:45pm - kids - by burned -

Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML

#21348955
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30847) - you deserved it (2738)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:26am - animals - by dogbreederssuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

#21347694
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33018) - you deserved it (4221)

On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, instead of taking down the Christmas tree, my sister covered it with Valentine's Day decorations. FML

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32790) - you deserved it (9966)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML

#21342125
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33260) - you deserved it (8133)

On 01/22/2015 at 6:32am - health - by unsuspectingmom - United States (Michigan)

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

#21341948
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32423) - you deserved it (2341)

On 01/21/2015 at 10:46pm - misc - by blububble412 - United States (Arizona)

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42669) - you deserved it (2543)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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