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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1334
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About AlyssaDiannaa : Hi I'm Alyssa,I love walruses and taking pictures! I love to laugh,smile and make new friends! I do plenty of sports,competitive swimming,soccer,snowboarding,surfing and longboarding.
I work as a sales associate at Pacsun and Journeyz Kidz
I LOVE MUSIC!!
•PTV •SWS •MCR •BMTH •ADTR •Chiodos •Silverstein

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AlyssaDiannaa's favorite FMLs

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25171) - you deserved it (2668)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

#21360688
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32614) - you deserved it (7793)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

#21358633
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31157) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/18/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by breyn (woman) - United States

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (3060)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

#21356993
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31916) - you deserved it (2024)

On 02/15/2015 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

#21354679
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33065) - you deserved it (2199)

On 02/12/2015 at 11:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML

#21354453
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25151) - you deserved it (5139)

On 02/11/2015 at 10:59pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18626) - you deserved it (35336)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34037) - you deserved it (3039)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19749) - you deserved it (35899)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

#21349104
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27618) - you deserved it (1858)

On 02/03/2015 at 3:45pm - kids - by burned -

Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML

#21348955
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28292) - you deserved it (2333)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:26am - animals - by dogbreederssuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

#21347694
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30420) - you deserved it (3672)

On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, instead of taking down the Christmas tree, my sister covered it with Valentine's Day decorations. FML

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML



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