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AlyssaDiannaa

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AlyssaDiannaaAlyssaDiannaa
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1713
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About AlyssaDiannaa : Hi I'm Alyssa,I love walruses and taking pictures! I love to laugh,smile and make new friends! I do plenty of sports,competitive swimming,soccer,snowboarding,surfing and longboarding.
I work as a sales associate at Pacsun and Journeyz.
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AlyssaDiannaa's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

#21385195
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23138) - you deserved it (4232)

On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43634) - you deserved it (2939)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML

#21377689
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27249) - you deserved it (2160)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)

Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML

#21377041
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27717) - you deserved it (2550)

On 03/18/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

#21376518
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27798) - you deserved it (2046)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

#21376328
105 comments

Today, I received a phone call from the counselor at my son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they asked him to stop, he growled. FML

Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML

#21370915
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31433) - you deserved it (5739)

On 03/09/2015 at 1:13am - intimacy - by fruitoftheloom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26) - you deserved it (66)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18734) - you deserved it (55344)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27526) - you deserved it (2834)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

#21360688
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34289) - you deserved it (8230)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

#21358633
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31743) - you deserved it (2064)

On 02/18/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by breyn (woman) - United States

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39202) - you deserved it (3097)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

#21356993
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33811) - you deserved it (2251)

On 02/15/2015 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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