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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20215
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About AlwaysWatching : Bushes do not appreciate it when you beat around them.

I love anime, video games, goats, and procrastinating.

Band is life (aside from Shrek).

Don't play my game if you don't wanna bang

AlwaysWatching's page activity

Visits<b>knightofdarkness</b> - 10 hours ago<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:27pm<b>lukian</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:32pm<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 8:30am<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:02pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 5:23pm<b>big_papa_</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:23am<b>xxlinneamxx</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:22pm<b>bjf21</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:39pm<b>mushroomcassette</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 4:52pm<b>moneylessrc</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:54pm<b>ostrich0279</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 12:37pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 7:13am<b>keyface5</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:31pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 5:00pm<b>NOTaDISTRACTION</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:06pm<b>Linda_zlk</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 6:03am<b>AlaskanChild</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 6:25pm

Fucked!<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:27am<b>lukian</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 1:32am<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:13pm<b>keyface5</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 4:31am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:29am<b>misfitunfit</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:14pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 6:18am<b>brittaaany_93</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 8:16am<b>LuxEtTenebris</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 11:23pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 4:41pm<b>Spentpoet</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:41am<b>poncho55</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 8:19pm<b>saocrates</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 4:56am<b>MyDadLeftMeInKFC</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:50pm<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 1:39am<b>AllKnowingTurtle</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 5:31am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 8:28am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 11:19pm

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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AlwaysWatching's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML

#21395232
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18178) - you deserved it (1863)

On 04/17/2015 at 2:15pm - misc - by testom - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15763) - you deserved it (2022)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML

#21394235
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23535) - you deserved it (2858)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:12pm - misc - by Drill Drilled - United States (California)

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

#21392914
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25340) - you deserved it (4763)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:40am - health - by gottaflossmoreoften (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML

#21392908
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24336) - you deserved it (4784)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31012) - you deserved it (2677)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32204) - you deserved it (2236)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

#21392651
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26681) - you deserved it (2260)

On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27161) - you deserved it (4716)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML

#21392355
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27145) - you deserved it (5802)

On 04/12/2015 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by left, I guess (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

#21392030
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28944) - you deserved it (2247)

On 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by scared4myhair - United States (Michigan)

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

#21391926
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28767) - you deserved it (8797)

On 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss finally did something nice for me and bought me a coffee. By mistake I poured salt in it. To not be ungrateful, I drank it all in front of her. FML



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