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AlwaysWatching

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AlwaysWatching

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 27727
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About AlwaysWatching : Bushes do not appreciate it when you beat around them.

I love anime, video games, goats, and procrastinating.

I hate people with egos and people who date just to have a partner

Clarinetist 🎼

Don't play my game if you don't wanna bang

Heteroflexible

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Fucked!<b>killjoyx</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 4:41am<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 7:46pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:49pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 9:55pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 12:26am<b>Wsparta</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:03am<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 1:17am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 4:27am<b>GrimReefer66</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 8:15pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:32am<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 3:30am<b>boultzboi</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 10:36pm<b>fallenkilljoy</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 9:46pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 7:03pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:21pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 7:40pm<b>daken96</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:06am<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:10pm

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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AlwaysWatching's favorite FMLs

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

#21450116
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15111) - you deserved it (1252)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm - misc - by smf_ds - Portugal (Porto)

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

#21450109
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10595) - you deserved it (17235)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML

#21448401
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21532) - you deserved it (2516)

On 07/28/2015 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

#21448362
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25276) - you deserved it (3883)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:02am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML

#21448265
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21535) - you deserved it (1561)

On 07/27/2015 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

#21448078
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23338) - you deserved it (2414)

On 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm - love - by Afroman720 (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML

#21447496
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23724) - you deserved it (1959)

On 07/26/2015 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML

#21446500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29015) - you deserved it (1643)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

#21446464
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (1556)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:02am - work - by fishingforubies2 - Aruba

Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML

#21446439
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22111) - you deserved it (2083)

On 07/24/2015 at 7:58am - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

#21446059
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24744) - you deserved it (2459)

On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML

#21446001
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24607) - you deserved it (2351)

On 07/23/2015 at 1:29pm - love - by monogamyisalie - United States

Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML

#21445292
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24386) - you deserved it (1948)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:58am - kids - by okay - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

#21445022
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22218) - you deserved it (7437)

On 07/21/2015 at 1:50pm - health - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)



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