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  • Town/Country : Wollongong, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlphaOmega0106 : I like reading and video games. I love Greek Mythology

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Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML


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On 12/27/2014 at 4:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML


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On 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML


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On 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm - kids - by fuck you, kid (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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