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Alostfart
  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2662
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Alostfart : Hello!

You might wonder who I am and so do I! Anyway, I'm glad to see you! Or well that depends on who you are... Never mind :P

I'm a 15 year old pastafarian girl with a lot of humor! I live in Sweden but I've promised myself that I WILL NOT spend the rest of my life here.

I'm named alostfart cause that's kind of what we all are. Lost farts, flying around looking for the love of our life or the job... Of our lifes...?

Well I'm reading FML because seeing what other people are dealing with always makes your own life suck a little less right? ;)

Thanks for reading this! Bye stranger!

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Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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On 03/18/2012 at 3:18pm - love - by Jacklyn - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

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On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

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On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

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On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I saw my doc about the painful swelling I've had in my arm all week. He seemed totally out of it, and ended up telling me it's all in my head, despite the swelling. When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said "nah". FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 1:24pm - health - by jarv49 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by Winx - United States (Alaska)

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 1:11am - misc - by neveragain - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)



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