About Alostfart : Hello!
You might wonder who I am and so do I! Anyway, I'm glad to see you! Or well that depends on who you are... Never mind :P
I'm a 15 year old pastafarian girl with a lot of humor! I live in Sweden but I've promised myself that I WILL NOT spend the rest of my life here.
I'm named alostfart cause that's kind of what we all are. Lost farts, flying around looking for the love of our life or the job... Of our lifes...?
Well I'm reading FML because seeing what other people are dealing with always makes your own life suck a little less right? ;)
Thanks for reading this! Bye stranger!
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Alostfart's favorite FMLs
Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 12:50pm / Sweden (Orebro Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 11:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 7:57am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Animals
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
by treehugger / 03/20/2012 at 5:47am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by argh / 03/20/2012 at 4:16am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by insightful / 03/20/2012 at 12:33am / Australia / Health
by CA19oo / 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by moneycatious / 03/19/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Washington) / Money
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
by bibi / 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Animals
by Evelyn / 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm / United States / Kids
Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML
by Shleebs / 03/19/2012 at 3:20pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML
by fuuu. / 03/19/2012 at 8:39am / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML
by PatientInWaiting / 03/19/2012 at 6:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by liver / 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
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