About Alostfart : Hello!
You might wonder who I am and so do I! Anyway, I'm glad to see you! Or well that depends on who you are... Never mind :P
I'm a 15 year old pastafarian girl with a lot of humor! I live in Sweden but I've promised myself that I WILL NOT spend the rest of my life here.
I'm named alostfart cause that's kind of what we all are. Lost farts, flying around looking for the love of our life or the job... Of our lifes...?
Well I'm reading FML because seeing what other people are dealing with always makes your own life suck a little less right? ;)
Thanks for reading this! Bye stranger!
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by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
by Atheist / 03/22/2012 at 12:56am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 12:46am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by nazooer / 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm / United States / Health
by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY / 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm / United States / Money
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Username / 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML
by tellingthetruth / 03/21/2012 at 12:25pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Intimacy
Today, I was out with my dog, who loves to bury things. He had recently torn apart his toy and buried it in the sand. I saw a piece of it sticking out of the ground, so I picked it up. It turns out that I was not holding his toy, but rather a dead bat. FML
by GabisayzRAWR / 03/21/2012 at 12:03pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
Today, I realised that I've been working in an all-male environment for too long when my supervisor walked into the canteen visibly scratching his balls, and this seemed like a completely normal occurrence. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 9:25am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 8:21am / United States / Kids
by Alyssa / 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
by lyla / 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
by Niles / 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…