About Alostfart : Hello!
You might wonder who I am and so do I! Anyway, I'm glad to see you! Or well that depends on who you are... Never mind :P
I'm a 15 year old pastafarian girl with a lot of humor! I live in Sweden but I've promised myself that I WILL NOT spend the rest of my life here.
I'm named alostfart cause that's kind of what we all are. Lost farts, flying around looking for the love of our life or the job... Of our lifes...?
Well I'm reading FML because seeing what other people are dealing with always makes your own life suck a little less right? ;)
Thanks for reading this! Bye stranger!
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Alostfart's favorite FMLs
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Sarah / 03/26/2012 at 7:14am / United States / Love
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by iamnotalawyer / 03/26/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Ringo McDingo / 03/26/2012 at 12:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Teenagegirl / 03/26/2012 at 12:11am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by user210 / 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm / United States / Intimacy
by John / 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm / Saint Lucia / Health
Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Mark Allan / 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by BookBabe / 03/25/2012 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ohno / 03/25/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
by PicklesMcRaptor / 03/25/2012 at 7:59am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by LesToiliettes / 03/25/2012 at 3:12am / United States (Ohio) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…