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Alostfart
  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2656
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Alostfart : Hello!

You might wonder who I am and so do I! Anyway, I'm glad to see you! Or well that depends on who you are... Never mind :P

I'm a 15 year old pastafarian girl with a lot of humor! I live in Sweden but I've promised myself that I WILL NOT spend the rest of my life here.

I'm named alostfart cause that's kind of what we all are. Lost farts, flying around looking for the love of our life or the job... Of our lifes...?

Well I'm reading FML because seeing what other people are dealing with always makes your own life suck a little less right? ;)

Thanks for reading this! Bye stranger!

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On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by iamnotalawyer (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by Ringo McDingo (man) - United States

Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by user210 (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Mark Allan (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by ohno - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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On 03/25/2012 at 7:59am - animals - by PicklesMcRaptor - United States (Florida)

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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