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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5922
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Alostfart : Hello!

You might wonder who I am and so do I! Anyway, I'm glad to see you! Or well that depends on who you are... Never mind :P

I'm a 15 year old pastafarian girl with a lot of humor! I live in Sweden but I've promised myself that I WILL NOT spend the rest of my life here.

I'm named alostfart cause that's kind of what we all are. Lost farts, flying around looking for the love of our life or the job... Of our lifes...?

Well I'm reading FML because seeing what other people are dealing with always makes your own life suck a little less right? ;)

Thanks for reading this! Bye stranger!

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Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

#813
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I agree, your life sucks (20752) - you deserved it (2795)

On 01/08/2009 at 2:42am - work - by Poopalipa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

#583
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I agree, your life sucks (8382) - you deserved it (65159)

On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version



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