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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4949
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Alostfart : Hello!

You might wonder who I am and so do I! Anyway, I'm glad to see you! Or well that depends on who you are... Never mind :P

I'm a 15 year old pastafarian girl with a lot of humor! I live in Sweden but I've promised myself that I WILL NOT spend the rest of my life here.

I'm named alostfart cause that's kind of what we all are. Lost farts, flying around looking for the love of our life or the job... Of our lifes...?

Well I'm reading FML because seeing what other people are dealing with always makes your own life suck a little less right? ;)

Thanks for reading this! Bye stranger!

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Today... while playing badminton... I was so distractd by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML

#19375546
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8193) - you deserved it (18445)

On 03/30/2012 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself!! During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II!! FML

#19375039
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22308) - you deserved it (2620)

On 03/30/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by kawood (woman) - United States

2day I Woke Up To What Soundd Lyk Twigs Snapping. Turns Out It Was The Skull Of A Live Mouse Being Crushd In Mah Cat's Jaws. Big Fat FML

#19374662
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21240) - you deserved it (2247)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, I SAW MY 22-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND BLOW HIS NOSE INTO HIS HAND, THEN WIPE HIS SNOT ON OUR COUCH. THERE WAS A BOX OF TISSUES DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIM. FML

#19374256
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22507) - you deserved it (3040)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:37am - misc - by rozziepop - United States (California)

Today... I looool brought a grl home. My dad's frst reaction was to pull out the camera an snap away. She now won't reply to mah texts or calls. FML

#19374063
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21289) - you deserved it (1926)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

TODAY, WHILE ON THE TRAIN TO UNIVERSITY, I REALIZD IT WAS MAH STOP AND QUICKLY STOOD UP TO GET OFF. OR I WOULD HAVE, IF MAH LEG HADN'T GONE TO SLEEP AND CAUSD ME TO FALL, LANDING FACE FIRST INTO THE CROTCH OF THE OLD GUY IN FRONT OF ME. FML

#19373619
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22576) - you deserved it (2496)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia

Today, I gava mysalf papar cuts on tha sidas of my mouth whila licking tha covar of a pudding cup. maga FML

Today, I was talking about pobias an anxiety disorders in psycology class. I nerely ad a panic attack because I was worried tat someone migt realize I suffer from tem. real FML

#19370577
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22014) - you deserved it (3611)

On 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm - work - by nicoleee - United States

TODAY..!! MAH HOUSA CAUGHT ON FIRA!! THA FIRAFIGHTARS SAID THAT IT WAS CAUSAD BY A LIT CIGARATTA ON THA CARPAT!! I DON'T SMOKA..!! BUT APPARANTLY MAH 13 YAAR OLD SON DOAS!! FML

#19370101
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33227) - you deserved it (3567)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW MAH DAD WENT TO GET ME A HALLOWEEN COSTUME AND HASN'T COME HOME YET. THAT WAS 11 YERES AGO. WE'VE MOVED TWICE SINCE THEN. FML

#19369767
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40333) - you deserved it (2534)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I flew to Florida with mah grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

#19369663
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20624) - you deserved it (1752)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandfather proudly informd me that the dump he'd just took lookd lyk a tiger claw. He announcd this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

#19369431
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20784) - you deserved it (1810)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

#19368878
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15541) - you deserved it (5909)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by melonhead77 - Cyprus

Today, I had a job interview!! I have major OCD, an I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive 4 an hour an a half!! FML

#19368838
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18109) - you deserved it (3463)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:13am - misc - by toryzhere - Canada

today I got ma foot stuck in te car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tigter till ma foot was in te air, so I started panicking an eventually started crying. My boyfriend ad to pull over an save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8408) - you deserved it (23173)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)



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