About Alostfart : Hello!
You might wonder who I am and so do I! Anyway, I'm glad to see you! Or well that depends on who you are... Never mind :P
I'm a 15 year old pastafarian girl with a lot of humor! I live in Sweden but I've promised myself that I WILL NOT spend the rest of my life here.
I'm named alostfart cause that's kind of what we all are. Lost farts, flying around looking for the love of our life or the job... Of our lifes...?
Well I'm reading FML because seeing what other people are dealing with always makes your own life suck a little less right? ;)
Thanks for reading this! Bye stranger!
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Alostfart's favorite FMLs
by IloveJapan / 04/02/2012 at 10:02am / Japan / Love
by Deadman / 04/02/2012 at 9:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by minimum wage / 04/02/2012 at 4:38am / Canada / Work
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in my newly painted room. I did, but after deciding I wanted to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall came with it. Back to square one. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 11:59pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 8:35am / United States (California) / Work
by swim5 / 03/31/2012 at 8:22am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 12:49am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by GetHardOrGoHome / 03/31/2012 at 12:22am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by James / 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm / United States / Kids
Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML
by dannyboy / 03/30/2012 at 12:44pm / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2012 at 10:42am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted…