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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 165
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30332) - you deserved it (4248)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47175) - you deserved it (4261)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States



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